Monday, April 15, 2013

from Major General Edward Browne on tax day......


from Major General Edward Browne on tax day......

Posted on | April 14, 2013

TAXES
WHEN NASA FIRST STARTED SENDING UP ASTRONAUTS, THEY QUICKLY DISCOVERED THAT BALL-POINT PENS WOULD NOT WORK IN ZERO GRAVITY.

TO COMBAT THIS PROBLEM, NASA SCIENTISTS SPENT A DECADE AND $12 BILLION DEVELOPING A PEN THAT WRITES IN ZERO GRAVITY, UPSIDE DOWN, ON ALMOST ANY SURFACE INCLUDING GLASS AND AT TEMPERATURES RANGING FROM BELOW FREEZING TO OVER 300 C.

THE RUSSIANS JUST USED A PENCIL…
ENJOY PAYING YOUR TAXES, THEY’RE DUE AGAIN–TOMOROW!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry... :)

Anonymous said...

IF YOU PAY THEM A PENNY YOU WILL BE KICKING YOURSELF IN THE ARSE FOR A LONG TIME....... THE .....I R S...... IS OUT OF BUSINESS AS OF 12:OO MID-NIGHT....THE BASTARDS WILL TRY TO DO ANYTHING RIGHT DOWN TO THE LAST SECOND TO STEAL YOUR MONEY.....

dan said...

i see your point but its not really true that NASA spent 12 billion on a, (fischer), pen... so your kinda just spreading negative untruths and making people feel worse than before. why?

Anonymous said...

IRS DONE IN 2008, OFFICIALY 1/31/13...GOVT JUST FORGOT TO TELL THATS ALL...

Anonymous said...

Do they have an App for that???

Anonymous said...

lets not forget about the fancy toilet seat, or the simple tools, and all the perks like toilet paper non scented.

my my what genius they are, must think the human being who work an honest day effort, is full of monkey brain humans to be played with and mock for their enjoyment.