Sunday, April 21, 2013

IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT MY DOG

IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT MY DOG:

PLEASE BE ADVISED, I AM SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING
QUESTIONS ABOUT MY DOG!

YES, HE MAULED SIX PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS,

FOUR PEOPLE WEARING PELOSI T-SHIRTS,

TWO OTHER DEMOCRATS,

NINE TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR CRACK,

THREE FLAG BURNERS,

AND A PAKISTANI TAXI DRIVER.

BUT - FOR THE LAST TIME  ... THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!




NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING,

BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE "BAD TASTE" OUT OF HIS MOUTH

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Please , I need that dog!

Anonymous said...

This is a great post just printed it out and on my wall of freedom come back stuff

Anonymous said...

Do you have puppies for sale?

Anonymous said...

Clouseau: Does your dog bite?

Hotel Clerk: No.

Clouseau: [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie. [Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand]

Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!

Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.